And yes, very astute of you - I can do more than just design websites. I can do branding and illustrations too. (I also do a great impression of an injured unicorn, but that's a little lame!)
Ok, so you wouldn't tell Mr Marks of Spencer how to make slacks or Michael Schumacher how to drive a racing car would you? No I wont 'emboss' things nor will I add 'flash' here, you get back to doing what you do best and let me do the designing.
If you take control you'll end up with a site I won't be proud of and people will point and laugh saying:
All I need from you is a brief. Leave this to me. I assure you, you will not be disappointed.
I often get asked 'how much does a website cost' some people would respond 'how long is a piece of string' but I don't. The price depends on what your needs are.
Here is a clever price guide I have created which should give you an idea if you look at it with your eyes.
No cheques or postal orders. Bank transfer, cash or paypal will do thank you.
I am a male homo-sapien, for over six years I have designed websites. Prior to that I was a shepherd in the Himalayas. I wasn't. I was a computer technician.
I live in London. I work from home, in just my boxers and Converses - and if we have to meet, I might consider throwing on a shirt.
But none of that matters really does it? I mean you wouldn't be bothered if I wore a ladies thong and PVC boots, just as long as I built a great website for you. And I will.
It takes me longer than it should to build websites because I'm very picky about things being done properly. I'm a bit like a furniture restorer - designing is a labour of love. Yes that's right, it's not conventional and isn't a 'viable business model'. I wish I could be ruthless and churn out rubbish but I can't.
I'll just charge you a fair price and do the job properly.
There are many ways to get in touch with me. You could attach a note to the collar of a pigeon and tell him about the loose lid on my bin.
Alternatively you could call me on my telephone by dialing the number 07500 838 317.
Or perhaps add me on Google+?
Or perhaps tweet me @lowellmco?
Or even send me an email to lowell at platinum-designs with a 'dot co dot uk' at the end.
And in case you were wondering, I do have the legs for PVC boots.